2006 TGO Awards

2006 Album of the Year: The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance

2006 Song of the Year: "Vicarious" by Tool

2006 Movie of the Year: Clerks 2 (written and directed by Kevin Smith; produced by Scott Mosier)

2006 Television Show of the Year: Deadwood, season three (HBO)

2006 Man Card: Jason McElwain; one of the greatest stories ever told.

As I do every year, and fail to do every year, I promise that a complete list of TGO Award winners will be available here soon.