Spiraling Toward Irrelevancy

Never has a blog title spoken quicker to the absolute truth than "Spiraling Toward Irrelevancy" ...

5.17.2007

Songs for Hillary / Further Reax to Vegan Fuckwits

1. Senator Clinton asks young people to pick her a campaign song; read a brief version of the story here at MSNBC.com. I suggested the only appropriate song: the Soviet National Anthem. Makes her pine for the good old days, when she had the Soviet flag hanging from her wall and no one batted an eye; various boys would drop by, raid her fridge and smoke very low-quality weed. They'd ramble on about capitalist oppressors, Das Kapital and the like, and eventually have awkward sex because they felt compelled to, as failing to do so would have somehow let their generation down. I'd guess she reflects upon those times still, not being smart enough to know there was nothing particularly interesting or good about them....

2. An acquaintance references, on her blog, the story I mentioned here, about the vegans who starved their child to death because they somehow didn't possess the intellectual wherewithal to know babies have to eat (see post from 11 May, below, for link to the story). Left a comment on her blog, and figured I'd also post it here, because I write so rarely these days, I'd like to make sure I give myself proper credit:

"You know what you never see from meat eaters? Smug, self-satisfaction as to their decision to eat meat – and further on that point, you also never see meat eaters dissolve into outraged, tragic fucking minstrel turns whenever someone near them orders a salad (or the like) for dinner, as opposed to a steak.

"Jihadist vegetarians ought be as concerned for their fellow Man as they are for animals (or shrubs, or slugs, et cetera); alas, you’ll find that is rarely the case, or at least that is rarely the case when push comes to shove and they’re forced to choose.

"But that's beside the point. Execute these two motherless whores on the courthouse steps, and let them sit out and rot as a lesson to others. Maybe after enough people use their corpses as a Port-o-San, a consensus (a fine overall point which seems to be lost in every accounting of this story) will begin to spread: There is nothing in the world that will allow you a pass when it comes to the proper care and feeding of innocents, whether you’re a dirt worshiping heathen (like these two Social Darwinists), or someone who eats three steaks a day."