Quick Notes Re: Tom Cruise and His Awful Fiancé / Baby

Tom Cruise’s future ex-wife (good ol’ whatsherface) finally had their baby …. No time like the present for Child Protective Services to swoop in and anally probe Cruise and examine the toy cult to which he belongs as thoroughly as California State law will allow, up to and including random visits at home and on any movie or television set on which either of them may work between now and the exact moment the little antichrist turns 18. Not only is Scientology an intellectually vacant exercise, but to the extent the higher-ups take it as seriously as they do, it ends up taking the shape of something not altogether different from a larger, richer Manson Family or Jonestown suicide sect. Get in there and get it done, California.