Spiraling Toward Irrelevancy

Never has a blog title spoken quicker to the absolute truth than "Spiraling Toward Irrelevancy" ...

2.13.2008

2007 TGO Awards

Motion Picture of the Year, 2007: No Country for Old Men, directed by Joel and Ethen Coen; Robert Graf and Mark Roybal executive producers, Joel Coen, Ethan Coen, and Scott Rudin producers.

Album of the Year, 2007: Back to Black by Amy Winehouse.

Song of the Year, 2007: "Rehab" by Amy Winehouse.

Television Show of the Year, 2007: The War (PBS).

Man Card: Kevin Everett (tight end, Buffalo Bills). Everett suffered a fracture to his cervical spine during a game against the Denver Broncos; with quick and well-thought medical attention, Everett was able to undergo surgery, and rehab, and walk to join NFL commissioner Paul Goodell at Super Bowl XLII in Glendale, Arizona.

Worst Song of the Year, 2007: "Lip Gloss" by Lil Mama is what an abortion would sound like if you set it to music.